Time to invest in a pair of magic knickers, me thinks...

None of my friends will say it, but it's common knowledge that I've put on QUITE A FEW pounds since moving home from uni seeing as my dad's got the biggest sweet tooth imaginable and regularly stocks the cupboards with biscuits and the like.

So after the dreaded coffee incident this morning in that store in Manchester, I wandered around for a while and had a miraculous idea of popping into a couple of stores, well, who I am kidding myself,

THE MIGHT THAT IS RIVER ISLAND...

;)

... and having a nosey to see what dresses they have for my biiiiirthday.

Now, I've been eying up this beauty ever since I discovered it...

And the more I look at it the more I want a red dress for the big 22.

However, on trying this on, it was a little tight...

I knew I shouldn't have started trying dresses on (only to get disheartened when all my lumps and bumps were on show) without wearing a pair of those Magic Knickers that you always see on 'How To Look Good Naked'...

Furthermore, this length of dress does not suit me at all. 'Cos I'm a short arse, I need to have as much leg out as possible otherwise I end up looking shorter than what I actually am...

Either that or some of my repressed slutty tendencies may very well be coming through...

I do want a red dress after all.

Mmmmm...

I never knew I was this suggestive.

;)