Tuesday, 28 September 2010

MGMT - Leeds O2 Academy, Monday 27th September 2010

ONE OF THE VERY BEST GIGS I'VE BEEN TO IN MY LIFE!!!

Absolutely speechless.


What a band.


I'm a little in love.


Videos and photos to follow.



*VERY VERY BIG HEARTS*

Thursday, 23 September 2010

Bugger this...

... I'm handing my CV in at Aldi.

:)

Recruitment Scamming Agencies...

O.K., so as you know, I am still catastrophically unemployed. I have tried me hardest to find a job but it just doesn't seem to be going that well.

Who wouldn't want this mush? Eh?


:)


Anyhoo, let me set the scene... Tuesday 21st September. Woke up stupidly early at 8.30am. Lay on the sofa for a good few hours revelling in the delight that is ChallengeTV and shouting at the morons on Dale's Supermarket Sweep that "THE SPAM IS DOWN THE OTHER ISLE, YOU FUCKIN' PILLOCK!"


;)


Lone behold, I get a phonecall from a very professional sounding woman at 4WARD PROMOTIONS in Manchester and she wonders if it is possible that I can attend a meeting that same day. I'm eager to say the least. I get a move on, print off the email she sends me to prep for the interview and jump on the train, organising to meet with friends while I'm there.


First of all, it takes FOREVER to find the place. Dickinson Street is near the Library but how the hell was I supposed to know this?! Me and my friend went for a wander and finally found it with seconds to spare before my appointment time. I filled out a form, of which all the information was on my CV - so I was a bit narked off to say the least. Was ushered into a waiting room where I was eyeing up the competition - I couldn't stop grinning at the whole situation and wondered, "What the fuck am I doing here?"


Then this tall leggy blonde walks in and takes me upstairs for an interview. Now, the offices looked dodgy. Her office had nothing in it, only a desk and two chairs, which was weird. And what became apparant throughout the interview was that she was avoiding telling me exactly what the job entailed. She blabbed on, very convincingly and nicely might I add, about managerial positions within the year (and maybe earlier months if you proved prosperous) and failed to tell me the exact number of wages.


Now, I carried on in my usual dorky and bubbly fashion before shaking her hand and leaving, expressing that YES, I am ambitious and YES, I would be prepared to come back tomorrow for an all-day interview with the company, starting at 9.15am.


It all seemed a little too good to be true... Meeting up with friends later, I told them how well it all went. But one girl was dubious. She told me to be careful and do my research. She'd gone for a job similar to this, been successful at the interview like me, but then researched the agency and discovered that it was a scammng agency that wasn't worth the bother.


So, on return to Huddersfield, shattered, I researched 4WARD PROMOTIONS and the second suggestion in google.com was, quite unbelievingly, "4ward promotions scam".


So, I had been targetted by a recruitment scamming agency and given a completely false job perception of what I'd be doing. But what shocked me more was that there are 100+ agencies like this in the UK who are targetting the unemployed in a desperate plot to get more staff members.


Theses people put their jobs on jobsites under popular searches e.g. admin, fashion and retail, sales and marketing etc. and tell you that you're going to be promoted to manager in a year, earning 100,000s of pounds per annum, and that you're in a stable office envornment.


FALSE.


You actually turn into one of those poor people on the street who harrass you trying to promote 'high quality' products like Victoria Jackson make-ups (which is actually on the same par as Boots own brand) and it's all on commission.


It's disgusting to think that I nearly got sucked into them and they're praying on desperate unemployed people like me and my friends to do their shitty work for them. I didn't turn up to the all-day interview yesterday and they didn't even ring me to find out where I was. Knobheads.


NAME AND SHAME THESE RECRUITMENT SCAMMING AGENCIES AND STAY AWAY FROM INTERVIEWS ON DICKINSON STREET IN MANCHESTER!

Friday, 17 September 2010

DAMIEN RICE

I don't care if people say he's depressing, I don't care if people say acoustic music is not worth going to see live.


I LOVE DAMIEN RICE!


Someone come and see him with me?


PLEASE?!


I'd give anything to hear 'Accidental Babies' performed remotely in this way.





:)

I want a bodyguard...

... To fall in love with.


There's a distinct lack of love in my life at the moment. And no one of mild excitement has rung or text me for a long time - aside from a friend who brags about her full-time job to me (lucky cow) and my mum asking me when I'll be making my way home.


So, yes, I could very much do with a bodyguard in my life right now. Even though I don't need one... It's not like redecorating, dicking about on The Sims 3, planning a couple of novels and occasionally popping into town are potentially dangerous activities.


But, anyway...


I'd even settle for Kevin Costner as well, I think.


;)

Sunday, 12 September 2010

Furthermore, I feel a bit mannish...

... after my intensive three hour workout stripping wallpaper off my bedroom wall and varnishing a pine shelfing unit, WITH THREE COATS.


Most of the muscles in my body are tense... And aching.

My family is falling apart...

The title's pretty self-explanatory.


My little brother is turning into a genuine fight-seeking, trouble-finding lager-lout of a hooligan. He aint so little anymore, being the big 2-0. But he's still a little shit. He's robbing my parents blind. My mum asked him to take some of her gold to one of those gold shops in town and he kept the £180 that she got for them! He treats the house like a hotel and I can't remember the last half-decent conversation I had with him. His friends are wankers, his girlfriends are his enemy's ex's, which resulted in an explosive showdown last night at 3.30am. This knobhead had found out he'd slept with his ex, he'd been beaten up to a pulp and then proceeded to smash the house up 'cos my dad wouldn't give him his car keys to his shitty little Corsa (WHO HE BOUGHT OFF THE FUCKER WHO DID HIS NOSE IN IN THE FIRST PLACE!) because he hasn't insured it for the last two months...


I've told my parents that I can't live in the house with him here as well. I hate to say it because I never thought I'd think it... But I don't think I view him as a little brother anymore. I can't physically stand him.


I want him THE FUCK out of this house.


Then again it's not my decision to make. And because both my parents know that if he does get kicked out, he's going to lose his job, go off the trails, get into drugs and alcoholism and basically every other fiendish thing under the sun... It looks like I'm going to have to find somewhere else to live.


:'(